Confession: VH1 Reality Show Addict

Admitting you have a problem is the first step toward recovering, right?  What if you don’t want to get better?

It’s been almost a week since our satellite was turned back on (old mean neighbor man cut down the tree finally!), and I have since been filling my mind with trashy tales of tanorexic love.

Rock of Love Bus is like a train wreck. An absolutely addictive train wreck with an abundance of silicone and eyeliner. Bret Michaels is an old man slut, who I’m convinced is 98% bald under that bandana, but these women just seem to think he’s the greatest thing since sliced bread. I don’t agree. I don’t get it. But I CAN’T LOOK AWAY.

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Zoolander called. He wants Blue Steel back.

What about Tough Love? It’s slightly less trashy, but just as addicting. The girls on this show are taught how not to be idiots when it comes to dating, in hopes of ending their bad luck streak with men. Half of the girls are absolutely ridiculous (especially Stasha, who I think could secretly be a man), but hey… I’m entertained!

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Hey dude. Popping your collar is so 2005.

What do you guys think?

7 thoughts on “Confession: VH1 Reality Show Addict

  1. Bret Michaels is hideous. I’m pretty sure that his hair isn’t even real at all. That’s one thing I def. will not miss about staying home all day…watching crappy reality tv. I need to go back work just to break my addiction. lol! Have you watched the caddy women of the Real Housewives of New York? The make me want to shove bamboo under my fingernails, but I still watch every damn week.

  2. I have issues with VH1 reality shows as well:) I love the Rock of Love tour bus and I just started watching Tough Love. Did you know that “Daisy” from Rock of Love last season is going to have her own show? She’s a hot mess but I’ll be all over it when it starts:)

  3. LOL!! I thought I was the only mom that watched these trashy shows and while I wouldn’t admit it in public-I log on to vh1.com from time to time to catch up on “For the Love of Ray” and “Rock of Love Bus”. These women are really crazy, but I just can’t help watching. And yes- Bret Michaels has fake hair-he’s said so himself. Ever wonder why women are more prone to watch these shows?

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