More restroom troubles

We just moved into our new office building on Friday and I am loving it. Everything is new and organized, we’re located in my favorite part of town, and there’s enough extra space in my office to have at least 5 Riverdancers of average build up in here doing a little jig.

But for some reason the universe has decided to play a joke on me. Though our office is perfect and beautiful and new and splendid in every way, the ONE item that is missing is the most important of all…

The women’s restroom door handle.

As you know, I have ongoing issues with public restrooms, so this doesn’t really surprise me. The men’s restroom has one. The kitchen has one. Every small office has one. So what’s a girl to do after a latte and 2 bottles of water?

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Improvise.

10 thoughts on “More restroom troubles

  1. WHAT in the WORLD?! HAHA! What is with the constant need to keep you on your toes when you are indecent? Can’t pump in peace, Can’t even pee in peace!

  2. Steph, seriously! At least I’m good at being ninja about things now…. I even turned on the water and fan to muffle my tinkles. lol

  3. That’s a good improvisation! Why a no door handle on the women’s restroom and one one the men’s? Of the two I would think the men would care less.

  4. That was a great solution, although I’m surprised that you didn’t still get walked in on despite the garbage can and the piece of paper, knowing how oblivious people can be.

    You’ll have to keep us posted on the doorknob situation!

  5. my goodness someone at your work wants to see your boobs when you pump and your bottomwhen you pee!! i would be worried…maybe it’s the extra river dancers

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