Some Analytical Goodness
26th
2009
I have always found it entertaining to look at my blog’s analytics to see what leads people here. Here are a few recent favorites.
“i’m freaking adorable” … and humble too! P.S. You sound like you’d be my BFF, so please email me sometime.
“where’s your birthday party at bitch?” Don’t you know it’s wrong to end a sentence with a preposition?
“jiggly jugs” – Moms with J.J.’s, UNITE!
“big jiggly jugs” – Yes, we have those, too.
“mom’s firm jugs” Okay, we get it.
“24 weeks pregnant and not feeling as excited about it as I did in the beginning” - That sounds about right. That’s just about the time you start feeling less cute and more whale-like.
“chesticles” – Best word ever.
“rainbow chip frosting” - I vote Yes and yes.
“ex girlfriend of husband stalking me” – I have no idea what you mean by this. No idea, whatsoever.
“look at my thong wedgy” – Let’s not.
“ghetto maternity clothes” – Geeze, I didn’t think they were that bad.
“babies with mustaches” – Let’s just move on from this before I curl into the fetal position and cry from the the mental image this gives me.
hahahahaha!
on May 26th, 2009 at 7:31 pm
Bahahahahaha. That’s fantastic!!!! Loveeeeeeeeee.
on May 26th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
My husband now thinks I’m crazy for laughing so hard at a blog.
on May 26th, 2009 at 9:40 pm
oh man I am laughing so hard at your responses to these! Guuurl you are funny!
on May 26th, 2009 at 9:45 pm
you could get maddie’s ‘stache threaded when you go!
juuuuust kidding
on May 26th, 2009 at 11:01 pm
Okay, you officially have the best keywords EVER.
on May 27th, 2009 at 3:53 am
My analytics crack me up too!
on May 27th, 2009 at 1:22 pm
Oh man, ‘babies with mustaches.’ That is both wrong and hilarious and the same time. Surely they didn’t mean your baby…
on May 27th, 2009 at 3:37 pm