Four of my close friends are pregnant. Tell me how I’m supposed to NOT have baby fever. I knowww… I have a baby already, but it’s getting to the point where we need to start thinking about the next one whether it’s happening soon or not, right?
* shows you a knife * TELL ME I’M RIGHT.
Anyway, I was talking to one of my lovely, glowing pregnant friends earlier today and she wanted a little help finding some maternity clothes. I started browsing through some online shops and before I knew it, the fever had struck with full force.
Those bellies! OMG, those bellies. They’re so dang cute. I kind of sort of want to be pregnant again… it really wasn’t THAT bad, was it?…. yyyyeah, it kind of was, but OMG PREGNANT BELLIES!
I personally blame Nicole Richie, by the way. Who looks this cute while pregnant? WHO!?
So I emailed Mom:
Snap me out of baby fever RIGHT THIS SECOND. I’m talking to Becca right now and she’s 20 weeks. We’re online shopping for maternity clothes and I want to wear some. This is getting bad.
Me too! Just kidding.
You hated your butt while you were pregnant. You can’t wear heels. You have a 2 bedroom apartment. NO! Just enjoy the babies all your friends are having. Your time for a 2nd baby will come at the right time.
Alright, Mom. YOU WIN.
(Since this happens every 2 months on average, there’s no doubt I’ll be emailing Mom again soon. Or I’ll just buy that one cute maternity top I bookmarked 10 minutes ago.)