The Men of my {Pregnant} Dreams
24th
2010
Last night I had a dream I was driving behind the slowest person in all of humanity. I rode this car’s tail and was becoming all hulkish and crazy-anxious to get to my shopping destination.
All of a sudden, the car stopped and a man stepped out. With both hands in his pockets, he casually strolled back toward my car and stood right at my window. Cocky jerk. I couldn’t see his face, but as I rolled down the window I was fully prepared to rip him a new one. Road rage, much?
The mystery driver bent down, looked through the window and stared straight into my eyes…
Andy Samberg??? Oh. Umm… Okay?
Andy smiled and I immediately melted like butter (???). He politely asked if I’d like to go get a slice of pizza with him (???). Just as I was about to say the words, “Yes! Take me to pizza and then let’s ride on a white horse off into the sunset together”, I woke up.
I seriously don’t know what the deal is with my crazy pregnant dreams. They almost always star a somewhat strange and quirky actor, none of which I find attractive or sexy in any way. I have no clue why they keep popping into my dreams like this. And a slice of pizza? Is THAT the true way to my heart?
Skeet Ulrich… Andy Samberg… Where is Jason Statham when I need him?
(If you see Jason, tell him he’s welcome to pop into my dreams any night he wants. And that I prefer Chinese takeout over pizza.)
I think Andy Samberg is pretty darn cute. He can buy me pizza in my dreams any day.
And Jason Statham? Haaaaaawwwwt.
on August 24th, 2010 at 10:48 am
I had a dream like this once about Jack Black, but only it was worse, way worse and I feel sick just seeing his face. BLEGH.
on August 24th, 2010 at 10:49 am
both very sexy though, I think your hormones are telling you to fancy the good, ‘daddy’ type, nice boy xx
on August 24th, 2010 at 11:16 am
yums!
on August 24th, 2010 at 1:55 pm
i love random dreams like those especially when celebrities make guest appearances, always entertaining.
on August 24th, 2010 at 2:59 pm
If Andy Samberg got braces and some Zoom whitening he may just be my perfect man. Why is he so cute?!
on August 24th, 2010 at 6:00 pm
p.s. I must confess, my pregnant dreams were not so G rated. LOL!
on August 24th, 2010 at 6:01 pm
I am surprised that you are not a fan of Andy Sanburg. he is a cutie. haha could be worse
on August 24th, 2010 at 7:04 pm
haha! I love this. Crazy dreams like this are the best. I usually don’t see any faces of men in my dreams unless they are family members. Or I call them one name but they look like someone else I know.
on August 24th, 2010 at 10:35 pm
omg i love jason statham. have you seen The Expendables yet? it’s kinda dumb but he’s hot in it.
and i kinda think i might’ve had a (non-pregnant) dream about andy samberg. and he was hot in it. hmm. weird. maybe he’s dream-hot only.
yes. dream-hot. it’s a thing.
on August 24th, 2010 at 10:46 pm
nice dream!!!
on August 25th, 2010 at 11:40 am
Um, yes. Jason Statham any day. Share with me?
on August 28th, 2010 at 9:30 pm