Justinisms

I promise I will start writing about something other than this baby soon. But for now, I’m going to share a sweet nothing that was whispered in my ear last night by my loving husband as we were getting into bed. (Don’t be scared.)

Me: UGHHblfffttttt. It’s getting harder to get in and out of bed already!

Justin: *enthusiastically* Yeah, I’m sure! You’ve just gained SO much weight lately!

Me: …………

Justin: Oh come on, Morgan. You know what I mean. In your belly! I didn’t mean everywhere.

Me: …………

Justin: You’re pretty.

Me: It’s too late. You know I’m going to blog this, right?

Justin: Yesssss, I know.

26 thoughts on “Justinisms

  1. As I read this I can hear his actual voice saying it! When I was starting to get gray hair he "enthusiastical​ly" shared with me the scripture of how gray hair is a crown of glory…..I did not receive it well at the time :)

  2. As I read this I can hear his actual voice saying it! When I was starting to get gray hair he "enthusiastically" shared with me the scripture of how gray hair is a crown of glory…..I did not receive it well at the time :)

  3. I wish I could count the amount of times this has happened recently… The most recent had to do with the chin… tell Justin that it is inevitable to shoot ourselves in the foot now and then. TRUST ME.

  4. there’s something other than babies? O:
    on saturday my hubby was like, “You’re pretty much physically repulsive to me right now.” and I was like, “Well gee, thanks, I feel special. Let’s never have more kids.” and he was like, “Wait, no, it’s totally worth it! I just can’t get past the gigantic moving belly… I still love you! Honey? Honey!”
    And then I stabbed him.
    Just kidding.
    But I thought about it.
    My hubby needs to learn the fine art of ‘stfu’.

  5. Hah! You have to love husbands. This was mine:

    “It’s a good thing you have big hips–it will make labor easier, right?”

    Say whaaaaaat? It took him a while to stumble out of that one!

  6. hahahaha!! Ohhh husbands, they really are the best.
    Poor guys just have no clue the messes they walk themselves RIGHT into. It’s hilariously pathetic and at times stab-worthy.

  7. So apparently men need a book on okay things to say to pregnant women. and so do some women.

    and lorchick, if my man said that to me, I’d just be like, okay, I guess you don’t need any sex for the next __ months!

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