Every purchase I make is heavily scrutinized and deemed silly, yet he doesn’t hesitate purchasing things of this nature on a whim:
Because you know how important it is for my son to learn the alphabet by associating each letter with a Star Wars character.
(Okay, this book is kind of cool, I have to admit. As long as Jack doesn’t start calling himself Jabba I’ll be fine.)
Edited to add:
Sadly, they aren’t taking any more orders on the book right now, but the guy in charge says to check back in a couple weeks. His email: email@example.com. I’m sorry for getting all your hopes up, you big bunch of geeks. :)