Sometimes I really want to get all Bon Qui Qui on mall people. Not the ones who go there to actually buy stuff, but the ones who just stand around and get in the way of the fine citizens who do.
It’s 10:00 in the morning on a Wednesday… how do that many teenagers sneak out of class?? And to do what, hang out in front of Victoria’s Secret while drinking a Frappuccino? GO LEARN SOMETHING!
(I must be getting old.)
This morning my friend Shea and I went to the mall with a mission…we had gift cards to spend. Normally I would reserve this type of outing for when Maddie and Jack are somewhere far, far away and unable to hinder my shopping joy with their screams and poop. Loading up two kids in the beastly double stroller and weaving your way through a crowd of 8,000 slow moving shoppers is not what most people would call sane, but my old friend MAC was calling my name. And an addict’s gotta do what an addict’s gotta do.
Anyway, we managed to make it out alive. Yes, my right eye was twitching and I’m pretty sure I pulled a muscle, but now I have a few new eye shadows and a lipstick so it was all worth it.
Now it’s time to watch some makeup tutorials and get all fancy for no reason at all. I love staying home.