These are a few of the things my three year old has said lately that have cracked us up. I’m not sure if these are actually funny or that I just die laughing because she’s starting to act a lot like Justin and I, but here you go.
Keep in mind, she watches a lot of Disney movies. I think that may be the inspiration behind some of the silly thoughts.
While I was baking, she came up and stuck her finger in the powder ingredients. “I Pochahontas-ed it.” (poked)
Me: Maddie, go back to bed. This is nap time.
Maddie: Okay, Your Highness.
Maddie: Who’s my father?
Justin: I am.
Maddie: Who’s my other father?
Came up to me while I had facial hair remover cream on my lip. (WE ALL HAVE FUZZY GIRLSTACHES, SHUT IT.) Politely giggled as if she was very amused with my antics and said, “Whatcha got there?”
Frequently says, “Yes, Stepmother” if I ask her to do something chore-like.
Me: Time to go inside! It’s getting too hot out here.
Maddie: I don’t want to!! (fit throwing, screaming, refusing, etc.)
5 minutes later…
Me: Get inside right now before I drag you in!
Maddie: A DRAGON!?! AHHHHHH! (runs inside immediately)
Drawings of her family:
“Mommy, that’s you and your coffee.”
“That’s me and Daddy.” Looks like a scene from Signs.
“Mommy and Jack. *giggles* He has a big head. And that’s a spider. *growls* SMASH IT.”