Oh, No She Didn’t – Charlize Theron
08th
2010
You are getting verrrrrry sleepy…

You guys know I’m all about the rosettes, but two? Strategically placed?? ON THE JUBBLIES???
You are getting verrrrrry sleepy…

You guys know I’m all about the rosettes, but two? Strategically placed?? ON THE JUBBLIES???
When I showed this to Justin he said he could picture me lounging in it poolside with a big hat, a martini and a “Cruella Deville cigarette holder thing”.
Not sure what to make of that.
Confession: I am a selfish child who hates to share.
When I find something I love, I keep it to myself… it’s horrible, I know, but it’s my nature. Like, you know when babies are learning to eat real food and they kind of obsess about it 24/7 and HAVE to eat whatever you’re eating? Most people are all, “Here you go, baby! *gigglelaughsnort* I looove sharing my food with babies!” Me? No. Maddie does that to me every day, and each time I have to hand over a bite of my delicious meal I feel like she’s taking a part of my soul along with it, covering it in drool and leaving it for me to clean up approximately 4 hours later. It makes my eye twitch a little. I only do it because I love her. And only give her the tiniest of bites because the rest is for me, dang it. It’s an issue.
With that little nugget of information, you may now understand why it is taking every last ounce of strength in my selfish little body to write this post. It’s just that I’m sort of obsessed with this new online boutique I discovered a few weeks ago and I was seriously contemplating keeping it all to myself, BUT in the spirit of kindness, adorable dresses and discount codes, I feel it is my duty to share this with all of you.
(I’m almost saint-like, I know.)
Now, quick. Before I change my mind…
Do you SEE the adorableness that is going on here? All the girlieness? All the RUFFLES? And the best part is how affordable all the items are. I die. Go check out Twisted Simplicity and check out the rest of the cuteness and RUFFLES! for yourself.
Twisted Simplicity is offering my readers a 10% discount when you use the code “mrspriss10″, available until February 15, 2010. Also, if you become a fan on their Facebook page, you’ll have a chance to win a $40 gift card.
You are welcome.
I am so thrilled to share a new series of hair clips I added to my little Etsy store. The good Lord knows it’s been far too long since I’ve updated it!
Please allow me to introduce the new girls in the shop…
Pearl, Scarlet, and Petunia.

Pearl {available here}

Scarlet {available here}

Petunia {available here}

I’ve sort of been dying to get my hands on a leather jacket lately (judge me not), but kind of thought I’d end up looking like a biker-chick. Pairing it up with a cute dress & heels could work quite well in bringing the Badass down a few notches. Hmm…
Any family who happens to be reading this… Christmas is coming uuuup.
Wait. Who said that?