Oh, No She Didn’t – Petals
01st
2009
I don’t mean to be rude, but don’t those black shoulder pad things remind you of something?
Am I the only one that sees over-sized pasty petals?

Honk, honk.
I don’t mean to be rude, but don’t those black shoulder pad things remind you of something?
Am I the only one that sees over-sized pasty petals?

Honk, honk.
In a lame attempt to get out at least ONE post this week, I give you this:
An impersonal image of a pair of shoes I just purchased online! Woohoo! I know the excitement is almost too much to bear, but you really need to calm down now.
{oh DEER! Women’s Pout Sandal on sale at Endless.com for $50.00}
Wait… Are we even allowed to call her Katie anymore? Or is she just Kate? You know, because Kate just sounds so much more grown up, and I can really take someone named Kate so much more seriously than someone named Katie. The two names are just so different, you know? (Ugh, TOM.)
Anyway. The girl has been through a lot, but she proves that no matter who you’re married to or how batcrapcrazy they are, you can still pull it together and look fabulous. R-e-s-p-e-c-t, right here.
If money were no object and I had some much tanner legs, I would be all over this as a birthday outfit. Also, the real reason I’m posting this to tell you that my birthday is coming up on February 26th.
Subtle, I know.

1. Juicy Couture Flower StudĀ Earrings – $48.00
2. Bangle Bangle by Amrita Singh – $100.00
3. Juicy Couture Strawberry Print Mini Dress – $330.00
4. Fendi Spy Bag – $2, 075.00
Goal: Find a top that looks super adorable on rack in the perfect color, but when on the body makes you want to gouge out your eyeballs. LIES.

Success.