Waste Not…
15th
2009
The other night I was rummaging through my nightstand in search of some lotion. See, this is one of my weird rituals. I absolutely can’t go to sleep until I put lotion on my elbows and feet.
Anyway, for the life of me I could NOT find my lotion. I was already in bed with the lights off and I didn’t want to get back up again, so I did what any other thinking person would do it my situation…
… slathered on some of the old leftover nipple cream from when I was nursing that I found in the drawer.
Call me lazy, gross, disturbed, whatever… but I am a flipping resourceful genius. I woke up the next morning with some of the smoothest heels and elbows EVER. And the best part? If your baby decides they want to suck on your foot for whatever reason, it’s completely safe for them to do so.
I know. Awesome.
