Alright, I’m about to let you in on a little secret that I’ve been keeping for about a year. You have to realize that It’s not going to be easy for me — I’m putting myself out there BIG TIME — so I need your word as my friend not to completely disown me. Are you in?
Okay, so I have these jeans. Three pair of them, actually. And they are absolutely flawless. The fit minimizes any and all flaws in the butt/hip/thigh area, the length is ideal for wearing 4″ stilettos (high-waters, no thanks), and the wash… Ohh, the wash… ultra dark and slimming and perfect and fabulous and you get it already, so I’ll shut it.
Anyway, these great jeans are only $24.99. Seriously! So, if you’re asking yourself what the big, dark secret is, let me just say is has to do with where I found them. I– I can’t even bring myself to say the name, but I’ll give you a hint:
Take this man’s initials…
add it to one of these…
and let the horror ensue.
Anyway, Mixit brand jeans are great, I love them, and I don’t care if my Great-Grandma shops at Penny’s owns a pair… I’m still rockin’ em.