You are my pregnancy’s one true love. Never before have I been so obsessed with a Philly Cheese Steak sandwich as I am with yours (especially you, Ortega Steak… with your cream cheesy goodness). Thank you for allowing me the privilege of dining in your shop at least ten times in the past two work weeks. I greatly appreciate it.
To the random man who barged into the conference room uninvited and interrupted my lunch love affair with Ortega Steak:
I strongly dislike you. And that paper you handed me? IN THE TRASH.
The One Who Takes Her Lunch Very Seriously