I have always found it entertaining to look at my blog’s analytics to see what leads people here. Here are a few recent favorites.
“i’m freaking adorable” … and humble too! P.S. You sound like you’d be my BFF, so please email me sometime.
“where’s your birthday party at bitch?” Don’t you know it’s wrong to end a sentence with a preposition?
“jiggly jugs” – Moms with J.J.’s, UNITE!
“big jiggly jugs” – Yes, we have those, too.
“mom’s firm jugs” Okay, we get it.
“24 weeks pregnant and not feeling as excited about it as I did in the beginning” – That sounds about right. That’s just about the time you start feeling less cute and more whale-like.
“chesticles” – Best word ever.
“rainbow chip frosting” – I vote Yes and yes.
“ex girlfriend of husband stalking me” – I have no idea what you mean by this. No idea, whatsoever.
“look at my thong wedgy” – Let’s not.
“ghetto maternity clothes” – Geeze, I didn’t think they were that bad.
“babies with mustaches” – Let’s just move on from this before I curl into the fetal position and cry from the the mental image this gives me.
hahahahaha!
Bahahahahaha. That’s fantastic!!!! Loveeeeeeeeee.
My husband now thinks I’m crazy for laughing so hard at a blog.
oh man I am laughing so hard at your responses to these! Guuurl you are funny!
you could get maddie’s ‘stache threaded when you go!
juuuuust kidding
Okay, you officially have the best keywords EVER.
My analytics crack me up too!
Oh man, ‘babies with mustaches.’ That is both wrong and hilarious and the same time. Surely they didn’t mean your baby…