On my love of spam comments

Sooooo, I occasionally approve spam comments if they sound semi-legit and/or boost my ego in some way. There, I said it.

I actually don’t think it’s all that weird and I bet most of you haven’t even noticed the fakies who are living amongst your very real comments, but someone (Justin.) recently informed me that it is lame and my spam approvals need to stop.

Okay, in my defense, let me just say that some of these are just too sweet and heart melty to deny. Let me introduce you to Dating Guru. He has won my heart many times over with his thoughtful words, and is my current favorite person in the universe.

Dating Guru

I pray that someday I will have a blog as good as yours! :)

Dating Guru

Great blog, excellent and well written information. I know how hard blogs can be to get a following. A !

Isn’t he the sweetest? He gave me an A for having a great blog (I assume that’s what that means), and he even prays to be like me. Prays. HOW CAN YOU DENY A COMMENT LIKE THAT? I truly believe that was the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me.

Also, he looks like this:


Dating Guru is REAL, is in love with me, and I will continue to approve his comments.

That is all.

19 thoughts on “On my love of spam comments

  1. This post made me smile. I get all of like 3 comments per post if I am lucky, and if a spam one slips in there that isn’t selling something I let it slide. At least the spam loves me.

  2. LOL. That made me smile. You can approve whatever you like, without fear of lameness- at least that’s what I think.

  3. Oh how nice of him! haha! Sometimes spam comments are so entertaining. I still occasionally get some asking what kind of bounce house was at that NYE party. Funniest ones ever!

  4. This is the best post I have read all week! Now I’m going to pretend the chinese spam comments I’ve been getting are like this. You really do rock, thanks for the laugh.

  5. LMAO
    i had one tell me basically my blog used to be crap, but is now good. it was nicer than that, but that’s how i took it. cause it was true. who’s laughing now BITCH.

  6. I’ve been getting the strangest spam comments on old old posts of mine, I’m so confused by them! I’ve had Dating Guru stop by my blog before as well but my oh my he seems to REALLY like you Mrs. Priss!
    Also? If he really does look like this can we share? kthxxxx

  7. I’ve got the same spambot as Mandy up there, “Your blog has definitely improved as time has gone by, your recent ones are really great!” Which sounds kinda nice except MY spambot wrote it on a BACKPOST. so MY spambot is not only not hot, but my spambot is also passive aggressive. AND NOT ROBERT PATTINSON. what the heck. I feel short-changed, here.

    I’m also confused because my passive-aggressive spambot has no website or anything attached to it, so I wasn’t even 100% sure if it was spam or not even though it smelled of spam, but then I’ve seen it around the internets a bit.

  8. ok…i just found you due to some witty comment you left on an modg post, and i must say my life is now fulfilled.

    you are majorly awesome, and i am not spam. not even a little.

    i will be stalking out like everything you ever wrote now.

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