While watching some show on HGTV.
Justin: That girl has has stub arms.
Me: That’s mean! But she sort of does. Her butt is cute though… unlike my pancake. *sobs*
Me: What was that?
Me: Umm, are you agreeing with me? I know what that silence means! You’re supposed to tell me I have a cute butt no matter state it’s in! I tell you you’re cute even though you crunch your cereal too loud and eat spaghetti like Maddie does… this is part of your job!
Justin: I like pancakes.
Me: *dagger eyes*
Justin: What? We weren’t talking about food?