Does your husband/boyfriend have a man crush or is it just mine?
I don’t know what it is, but it seems like any show or movie that David Boreanaz appears in (all three of them), Justin will become obsessed with. Obsessed, as in will watch all the seasons of Buffy the Vampire Slayer in a small tiny little window in the corner of his monitor while “working”. That show is chock full of cheese, but pfft… he doesn’t care.
Same goes with Bones. We started watching that show when I was pregnant with Maddie and I was into it for a while, but what the heck, man? Bones and Booth were taking FAR too long to profess their undying love for one another and I just don’t have the patience for that kind of thing. (My shows must involve lots of kissing for me to stay interested. Kissing and an absence of slimy decomposing corpses. Just saying.) Justin is still watching it after I’ve long given up, and that kind of commitment can only mean one thing…
Okay, okay. It could actually mean a few things.
1) That he truly enjoys these frustrating shows like everyone else does (false)
2) That he’s interested in all the hot women in these shows (false)
3) He has a man crush on David Boreanaz. (TRUTH)
I choose number 3 because it gives me something to analyze unnecessarily and I really love making drama out of nothing… ask my friends because it’s TRUE. Let’s break this down.
In Angel and Buffy, David plays a vampire who has a soul and slays mean demon creatures. Or something. In Bones he is an FBI detective who solves murder mysteries, wields a gun, is hot and wears funny socks. Impressed? So am I.
HOW CAN I COMPETE WITH THIS?