A while back, my mom had the brilliant idea of painting Maddie’s toenails.
I was like, “Mom. Listen to yourself. Maddie’s insane. She’ll never sit still and will probably kick the crap out of your face in the process.”
“But her little fat toes would be so cute with some polish on them!”
“Mom. Not a good idea.”
So she didn’t do it…
I just received this in a text message, with a caption that read “hahahahahaha!”…
Apparently this was her second attempt at painting Maddie’s toes this morning. The first time didn’t work out so well, as predicted, with red nail polish ending up all over my parents’ new bedspread. So Mom put Maddie in a high chair and distracted her with food and Yo Gabba Gabba. Those are the magic words for this child, I’m telling you.
I just can’t stop laughing.