Bloggers in Sin City Recap (I’ll try not to annoy you with inside jokes, but no promises.)

I’ll try to keep this short and sweet because if I didn’t get to go to Vegas with a group of 69 bloggers and still had to read about all the shenanigans, I’d have epic sad clown face. I’d also be checking the #BiSC feed on Twitter and be all, “I WANT TO JUMP IN FOUNTAINS TOO!! OR MAYBE NOT BECAUSE DON’T YOU KNOW THAT HOMELESS GUYS PEE IN THEM AND NOW YOU HAVE CHLAMYDIA ON YOUR FEET?? I’M NOT SURE IF THAT’S THE RIGHT DISEASE OR HOW EXACTLY THAT WOULD HAPPEN, BUT STILL.”

(Photo via Katelin)

I only say that because that was totally me last year (then again, I’m dramatic and you might be one of the people who is annoyed from reading all our updates, and that’s okay too. Please come next year! WE MISSED YOU LIKE WHOA!)

I will be honest and say I was terrified of going to Vegas because I had never been before this weekend and I heard there is a lot of aggressive boob showing going on and I don’t cope well with boobs in public. What can I say?

Thankfully, Steph Corwin convinced me to do it.

I avoided public boobs, but did see some random drunk fellow fist pumping across the entire length of a giant pool to a new lady friend he had spotted. It was a Nicholas Sparks movie in the making. We also witnessed gaggles of d-bags, but had the perk of being surrounded by a team of highly trained d-bag deflectors at all times.

(Kori, Amanda, Nico, Amy, Ev’Yan, Kerri, Andrea and some random person who seriously needs to stop tanning – photo via Ali)

We had a hugely awesome blogger dance party at a place called Diablo, where Amy coined my favorite phrase of the weekend, TAKE ME TO THE DEVIL. We ate at the ‘Geriatric Cafe’ with all the old people more times than I’m willing to admit. And I was actually able to jump in a fountain, but was later told by security that homeless guys really do pee in there. This made us all pukey and slightly terrified that we actually contracted chlamydia somehow. See how scarred Kerri is about that fact?

(Photo via Ali)

I had the most amazing time with all my new friends and absolutely can’t wait to see them all again. Super cheesy and cliché, but absolutely true. I love them all and play ballads on my tiny air guitar in remembrance of our awesome weekend.

* grabs invisible suspenders * Hi guyssth!

21 thoughts on “Bloggers in Sin City Recap (I’ll try not to annoy you with inside jokes, but no promises.)

  1. The entire rest of the weekend post-Diablo:

    “Where’s Mrs. Priss?”



    “She’s so damn pretty!!”

    “SOOOO damn pretty!”

  2. Ben, I seriously love you and Tia! When you guys showed up at Planet Hollywood I probably looked all sorts of ridiculous because I was so excited to finally meet you, lol. I’m 14.

  3. I purposely didn’t mention our romantic meals at the geriatric cafe, but I had the best time ever with you. DO YOU HATE HER TOO? And tiny guitar. And nerd voices. And of course the Devil. I love you to death. Enough to consider coming to your awful town, and I think we both know that’s a sacrifice. But not really, because you’ll be there and we can cruise around openly professing our love for Mac Dre and Tupace.

  4. We’re heading to Vegas in the fall for my 30th and I can’t wait! You and your friends are getting me pumped!

  5. Wonderful recap. Truly, truly wonderful. Know what else is wonderful? You. Yes, YOU. So glad we met. So glad we shared a bathroom and a bedroom and that sounded so weird but you know what I mean and let’s go back now with high heels on and flip flops in our purses.


  6. SO GLAD YOU LISTENED TO MY WISDOM AND CAME TO VEGAS!!!!!!! I couldn’t imagine a better friend to be there with. High fives x 1,000.

  7. And omg, I forgot about the fist pumping. Cale has no idea what is coming for him tonight. *slyly fist pumps while at her desk*

  8. I’m glad you all got a piece of our Morgan, but now she’s back here at home in Fresno where she belongs *insert evil laughter here*

    I love you and this post stirs up feelings of jealously I haven’t felt since I was in elementary school and someone walked into the classroom with the pair of jellies that I so desperately wanted but my foot was too big so they didn’t sell them in my size.
    Yeah, that jealousy :P I wanna go to Vegas with MY girls!!

  9. I HATE living in England, goddamnit!!! *insert lots of expletives here* And wow, you’re like really tall, or the majority of bloggers are really small. Or you had mega hooker heels on. I’m hoping it’s the latter ;)

  10. Amy: I love you too. like whoa.

    Karen: You guys will have a blast! Beware of the booby cards though. Avert your eyes!

    Ali: I had the best time with you, roomie! I think we would have all stayed in that crappy karaoke bar if it hadn’t been for your take-charge attitude, lol. I love it.

    Steph: I KNOW! It’s just too bad you got sick and missed out on the 2nd day. :( I’m so glad we were both able to go this year though!

    tristan: I pretty much did. lol

    Kori: I love you for that.

    Lizzie: Major hooker heels, for sure. I’m only about 5’6″. I felt HUGE with those 4 inchers on!

  11. I’m so glad to have met you, and wish we could’ve had even more time together! SO GLAD you came, boob grabs and all :) Keep in touch!

  12. I’m feeling jealousy of your fun….When can I jump into a fountain with you? Hehe!

    P.S. I am feeling lonesome for your loving! When can we do something fun?

    P.P.S. It took me ten minutes to find you….because…someone has been playing in the tanning beds…. Looks delightful!!!

  13. Any time you need someone to take the fall and suffer the wrath of restaurant staff to get more seating, I’ll ninja out from somewhere.

    Awesome to meet you! And now, awesome to be a new reader. :)

  14. This was a totally fun post. It’s like I can imagine you smiling when you were doing this and I was actually smiling when I was reading this. I would jump in the fountain too, but really? homeless guys pee there? Woah.

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