Last night I had a dream I was driving behind the slowest person in all of humanity. I rode this car’s tail and was becoming all hulkish and crazy-anxious to get to my shopping destination.
All of a sudden, the car stopped and a man stepped out. With both hands in his pockets, he casually strolled back toward my car and stood right at my window. Cocky jerk. I couldn’t see his face, but as I rolled down the window I was fully prepared to rip him a new one. Road rage, much?
The mystery driver bent down, looked through the window and stared straight into my eyes…
Andy Samberg??? Oh. Umm… Okay?
Andy smiled and I immediately melted like butter (???). He politely asked if I’d like to go get a slice of pizza with him (???). Just as I was about to say the words, “Yes! Take me to pizza and then let’s ride on a white horse off into the sunset together”, I woke up.
I seriously don’t know what the deal is with my crazy pregnant dreams. They almost always star a somewhat strange and quirky actor, none of which I find attractive or sexy in any way. I have no clue why they keep popping into my dreams like this. And a slice of pizza? Is THAT the true way to my heart?
Skeet Ulrich… Andy Samberg… Where is Jason Statham when I need him?
(If you see Jason, tell him he’s welcome to pop into my dreams any night he wants. And that I prefer Chinese takeout over pizza.)
I think Andy Samberg is pretty darn cute. He can buy me pizza in my dreams any day.
And Jason Statham? Haaaaaawwwwt.
I had a dream like this once about Jack Black, but only it was worse, way worse and I feel sick just seeing his face. BLEGH.
both very sexy though, I think your hormones are telling you to fancy the good, ‘daddy’ type, nice boy xx
yums!
i love random dreams like those especially when celebrities make guest appearances, always entertaining.
If Andy Samberg got braces and some Zoom whitening he may just be my perfect man. Why is he so cute?!
p.s. I must confess, my pregnant dreams were not so G rated. LOL!
I am surprised that you are not a fan of Andy Sanburg. he is a cutie. haha could be worse
haha! I love this. Crazy dreams like this are the best. I usually don’t see any faces of men in my dreams unless they are family members. Or I call them one name but they look like someone else I know.
omg i love jason statham. have you seen The Expendables yet? it’s kinda dumb but he’s hot in it.
and i kinda think i might’ve had a (non-pregnant) dream about andy samberg. and he was hot in it. hmm. weird. maybe he’s dream-hot only.
yes. dream-hot. it’s a thing.
nice dream!!!
Um, yes. Jason Statham any day. Share with me?