Baby #2 – Thirteen Weeks

- Mrs. Priss

…and BAM! SECOND TRIMESTER!!

As an onlooker, I’m sure the past few months have seemed to fly by, but I am confident to say there’s never been a time in my life that has gone by as slowly as the first trimester of my pregnancies. Here are a few reasons why.

  1. You don’t really look pregnant, and people are still sort of afraid to comment on your belly because it could just be the result of eating too many rainbow chip cupcakes.
  2. Poop is a foreign term. It’s sad… I look upon Maddie with such bowel jealousy.
  3. You’re pretty much feel like you are the most fragile person in the history of the universe, and the slightest bit of jostling will -OMGz!- hurt your baby. This makes you constantly anxious.

Example:

A few weeks ago I was walking in the Target parking lot and a lady whizzed by me in her car. Okay okay. She was going like 4 mph, but she was too close to me and my unborn so it made me stupid-nervous. I shot her the most evil look of death I could muster, jumped to the side of the aisle and threw my arms up with the most ridiculous, exaggerated movement you could imagine.  She didn’t even notice my tantrum. Bah! So much effort for nothing!

BUTBUTBUT, this magical thing called the 2nd trimester is supposed to bring some equally magical things with it. Like energy! And appetite! Baby kicks! A healthy glow! And the best of all… Mama Fat!

I’m ready. Bring it, baby Gable. BRING IT.

30 thoughts on “Baby #2 – Thirteen Weeks”

  2. 1) You look absolutely fabulous! :-)2) I remember being super over-protective​ of my little baby bump, too. I remember getting so pissed off at people driving too fast or trying to pass me, etc. I even remember getting upset with my son's dad when he would walk by me too closely. Lol

  3. I have to agree with the ladies above me and say that you look absolutely beautiful!! And congradulations​ on making it to the second trimester without hurting anyone! :)

  5. 1) You look absolutely fabulous! :-)2) I remember being super over-protective of my little baby bump, too. I remember getting so pissed off at people driving too fast or trying to pass me, etc. I even remember getting upset with my son's dad when he would walk by me too closely. Lol

  6. I have to agree with the ladies above me and say that you look absolutely beautiful!! And congradulations on making it to the second trimester without hurting anyone! :)

  16. Awe! You look so pretty darling! I love your top and your lipstick color!!!! Don’t worry, I’m not afraid to talk about poop if you need to! Hehe

  17. ahh.. you look so cute it makes me sick! i am fat, my tatas are huge and impossible and i do not look as happy as you do haha!! i just posted a picture on my blog of my fat self and i want to take it down already.. :(

  21. You look INCREDIBLE in that pic. Love the hair, love the top, LOVE the lipstick. Way to get through the first tri with success. Counting down until the big reveal of boy vs girl!!

  23. Crikey Morgan, I hope I’m half as hot as you are when I’m preggo. Actually, I wish I were half as hot as you are just in general. LIFE IS HARDDDD

  27. Is that a smile?? AMAZING! Perhaps next week there’ll even be teeth :)
    And I want to eat your 13 week preggo belly. Not in a “I’m a canibal and think babies are best” but in a “I love preggo bellies and when they start to get cute and round so much that I could eat it” way.
    Don’t judge…. Or call the police.

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