“Today is going to be great. I can just feel it!”
“Mama made breakfast! Come and get iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!”
“What do you mean you don’t want it? It took me an hour to cook!”
“Oh come on! Just take one bite. Just ONE, then you can get up.”
“That’s just pathetic. You’re not even trying.”
“I’ll give you a cookieeeeee…”
“Okay, I have an idea. Let’s read a story! Once upon a time there lived… MADDIE! What is that!?!?””
“A booger? SERIOUSLY? That’s disgusting.”
“I have to get out of here.”
———– 6 hours later ———–
“Good news, everybody! Daddy’s home from work!”
“Hey honey, welcome home! I’m going to the gym for an hour. Goodluckhavefundontcallme!”

I just spent an unreasonable amount of time looking at gifs. We are mind twins (which is a real thing, I swear)
I am right there with you! Love it!
Lol! That is my favorite show ever! You are hilarious!
So, uh, this is awkward because I pretty much just made out with this post. That’s how much I love it.
I will now spend the rest of my day searching Parks and Rec gifs.
HAHAH! Okay so not only do I feel like I may have a seizure from video over load but I may cry! No wonder you went to Zumba after 30 Day Shred!!
hahahaha!! I love the confetti being thrown into the air when daddy arrives home- HALLELUJAH!!!
That was just one of my favorite blog posts. ever. Parks and Rec is just so… giffable!
(I’m a new reader. Hi! Love your blog!)
You are brilliant! I have an office job, but I feel exactly the same after ONLY 3 hours alone with the kids before my husband gets home. I don’t know how you do it everyday. I would go mental (well, more mental).
your one of a kind! hope your days get better! (too soon?) haha
this is decidedly my most favorite thing on the internet this week. LOVES. IT.
Haha! Ohh man i love P&R. I hope you keep your blog around forever so that one day your kids can appreciate how hilar their mom is. I seriously just peed my pants. Keep up the good work, Supermom!
Yes! Just yes.
Oh man, I love Parks and Recreation. This is just awesome.
I came across your blog and I am sooo glad I did! This post was hilarious! I also love your tutorials….and your kids are adorable :)
HAHAHAHA!!! Love it!! LOVE it!!
This was a hoot! I love that spaghetti, nachos + a cookie = ENERGY! Yesssss!
Just found your blog and love it. HILARIOUS!!
This post is HILARIOUS! I’ve read it about three times over the past month. You have a great sense of humor, and those gifs were perfect for the story. I felt like a fly on the wall, LOL!
OMG! I just found your blog from a Pinterest link… I think after this post I’m gonna have to be a regular reader! You’re so funny!! This post is awesome! :)
PS – Love your tutorials!
I just scrolled down my reader feed and stumbled onto this post again and it STILL cracks me up! Absolutley one of my favorites!