Don’t Disown Me, Friend.

Alright, I’m about to let you in on a little secret that I’ve been keeping for about a year. You have to realize that It’s not going to be easy for me — I’m putting myself out there BIG TIME — so I need your word as my friend not to completely disown me. Are you in?

Okay, so I have these jeans. Three pair of them, actually. And they are absolutely flawless.  The fit minimizes any and all flaws in the butt/hip/thigh area, the length is ideal for wearing 4″ stilettos (high-waters, no thanks), and the wash… Ohh, the wash… ultra dark and slimming and perfect and fabulous and you get it already, so I’ll shut it.

Anyway, these great jeans are only $24.99. Seriously!  So, if you’re asking yourself what the big, dark secret is, let me just say is has to do with where I found them.  I– I can’t even bring myself to say the name, but I’ll give you a hint:

Take this man’s initials…

add it to one of these…

and let the horror ensue.

Anyway, Mixit brand jeans are great, I love them, and I don’t care if my Great-Grandma shops at Penny’s owns a pair… I’m still rockin’ em.

Stuck in a Perfume Rut

Some time ago, I realized what a brand name junkie/sellout I am when it comes to perfume. It’s sad, really. If you take a look at my current collection, you’ll find something creepily similar with each one. Just try to put your finger on it… haha.

Something blonde and umm… hoochie perhaps? Well, I guess I’ll cut Gwen some slack on the hoochie part… she’s cool, and I actually favor L.A.M.B. over the others. But Britney and Paris? When did I subconsciously decide I wanted to smell like an attention-craving panty-ditcher? I’m thinking it’s time for a change.

So, what is everyone wearing now? What are your favorite scents? I am in desperate need of something new. My trusty fall back is Victoria’s Secret Vanilla Lace (mmm, smells like cookies), but perfume-wise, I could use some help. :)

Slacking

I know, it’s bad. I think I had one post in the last week… such a disgrace! Just know that I have been a busy little woman and have a heap of new posts in the queue. :)

Something to look forward to…

Dessert and coffee on the beach the night before Alicia’s wedding

 

The lovely beach wedding (I’m that blurry thing on the far left)

 

First ultrasound for Baby Gable!

 

I also have an exciting and much-anticipated lunch date with Mrs. Stephanie Corwin this weekend. Details and pictures to come. :)

Purse Raid Game

When I threw a bridal shower for my friend a few weeks ago, we played a game called Purse Raid. I had a long list of items – some common, some completely random – and the point was to see which lady was carrying the most in their purse. As I read off the list, I was surprised at the results… I had no idea some people really do carry pepper spray!

The inspiration for this post is partially from the game we played at the shower, but I’ve also seen a blog-tag-what’s-in-your-purse type of thing circulating…

So I’ll get the ball rolling and tag myself!

  • My Fauch (faux Coach) wallet
  • Address Book
  • Victoria’s Secret Free Panty coupon
  • “Indulge” 2-month-old birthday card (from Shea)
  • The Other Boleyn Girl paperback… loving it.
  • Black sunglasses & brown (gotta have backups)
  • Dingy makeup bag
  • Jane loose face powder
  • OPI polish – Shoot Out at the O.K. Coral (I’m bad & paint them at work)
  • Great Shakes hand lotion
  • Sour Mango Altoids
  • Plastic Easter egg… the jellybeans from inside were eaten long ago!
  • $.85
  • Gold leaf earrings
  • Random pen from work
  • Pink Razr… so old and dying.
  • Wintermint Orbit gum
  • My car keys, complete with Blockbuster Rewards card

Very sad, is it not?

Stephanie, Alyssa, Caitlyn, Tammy, Talia & Lisa — Tag! What’s in your purse?