I just sat here for about 10 minutes trying to think of what to say about myself. In that time, I ate some peanut butter cups, spun around in my chair and listened to my daughter sing the theme song to a kid show.

I love avocados. And rainbow chip frosting. Like, a weird amount.

My dining room table is covered in craft supplies and Legos.

Here’s an awkward picture from my past that I might as well just put online now instead of having someone find it to extort me with when I’m famous. I AM NOT ASHAMED of my modesty shawl and curly tendrils!

And that’s me, in a nutshell. Wanna dance?