31 Weeks

Baby got back... no, seriously... DO YOU SEE MY BUTT?!

Okay, y’all. I’m officially HUMONGOUS.  I’m not just talking about the belly, although it has grown quite a bit in the past few weeks… but the booty?  Yeah, it’s no longer fitting in certain maternity pants I bought ONLY THREE MONTHS AGO!  My shallow, superficial little world is crumbling beneath me.  But I will defeat these extra pounds, I am convinced!

If Britney can go from this:

to this (with a little help from Photoshop):

… then I can definitely make it happen.

(Just do me a favor and shoot me if I ever shave my head. There’s just no recovering from that mess.)

In other news, Madelyn will be here in 9 short weeks and I have, well… absolutely nothing ready for the grand occasion.  I keep saying I have enough time to get it all in order, but MAN, how the past month has flown by!  My first baby shower is in two weeks (EXCITEMENT!), then pretty much every weekend up until my due date is booked with some other sort of event, including two more showers.  I need to just buckle down and get the nursery ready, wash all her little things in Dreft and buy some nipple cream already.

By the way, have I mentioned my irrational fear of whatever it is that happens to The Girls once they’ve gone through the pain and terror of breastfeeding? No?  I’ll save that one for another post.