April, fool.

af_10Okay, am I the only one that was suspicious of everyone today? I seriously programmed myself to over-analyze every situation and thought the truth was the opposite of what people were saying it was. Does that make sense?

Alyssa, for a split second I wondered if you really did order that dog collar.

Tara, are you really going to Ikea?

I even second-guessed my Etsy purchases, wondering if they counted as real ones. I’m telling you, I have issues!

At the end of the day I realize not a single person played a prank on me and I can’t decide which is more lame — that, or the fact that I spent the day thinking I was the center of everyone’s universe and there was a huge April Fools’ Day conspiracy against me. Which obviously wasn’t the case.

Okay, the answer’s pretty obvious.