Happy belated Halloween! Love, Britney and K-Fed

You know you love my bra and his classy little chain.

A conversation from just now via chat, after I saw these pictures for the first time:

me: justiiiiiiin. your stupid kfed face!
Justin: better than the OUT OF CHARACTER SMILE
me: SHE SMILES ALL THE TIME
Justin: no she doesn’t. not in those pics.
me: whatever. i gave her life.
Justin: and you mocked me for practicing my kfed look in the mirror
me: my mom was the one laughing
me: …okay, yeah. me too

31 Weeks

Baby got back... no, seriously... DO YOU SEE MY BUTT?!

Okay, y’all. I’m officially HUMONGOUS.  I’m not just talking about the belly, although it has grown quite a bit in the past few weeks… but the booty?  Yeah, it’s no longer fitting in certain maternity pants I bought ONLY THREE MONTHS AGO!  My shallow, superficial little world is crumbling beneath me.  But I will defeat these extra pounds, I am convinced!

If Britney can go from this:

to this (with a little help from Photoshop):

… then I can definitely make it happen.

(Just do me a favor and shoot me if I ever shave my head. There’s just no recovering from that mess.)

In other news, Madelyn will be here in 9 short weeks and I have, well… absolutely nothing ready for the grand occasion.  I keep saying I have enough time to get it all in order, but MAN, how the past month has flown by!  My first baby shower is in two weeks (EXCITEMENT!), then pretty much every weekend up until my due date is booked with some other sort of event, including two more showers.  I need to just buckle down and get the nursery ready, wash all her little things in Dreft and buy some nipple cream already.

By the way, have I mentioned my irrational fear of whatever it is that happens to The Girls once they’ve gone through the pain and terror of breastfeeding? No?  I’ll save that one for another post.

Stuck in a Perfume Rut

Some time ago, I realized what a brand name junkie/sellout I am when it comes to perfume. It’s sad, really. If you take a look at my current collection, you’ll find something creepily similar with each one. Just try to put your finger on it… haha.

Something blonde and umm… hoochie perhaps? Well, I guess I’ll cut Gwen some slack on the hoochie part… she’s cool, and I actually favor L.A.M.B. over the others. But Britney and Paris? When did I subconsciously decide I wanted to smell like an attention-craving panty-ditcher? I’m thinking it’s time for a change.

So, what is everyone wearing now? What are your favorite scents? I am in desperate need of something new. My trusty fall back is Victoria’s Secret Vanilla Lace (mmm, smells like cookies), but perfume-wise, I could use some help. :)