An Urgent Hair Color Update

I should be shanked for even allowing this thought to take hold in my brain, but I kind of want the hair color Snooki has in this photo:

Is it so wrong? DON’T HURT ME!


(To be clear for those who have never seen Jersey Shore, Snooki is the little trollish brunette on the right, who is quite notorious for being the loud, ridiculous girl no one wants to look like. Do you see my dilemma now?)