Now I know my ABC’s…

A. Age: 25

B. Bed size: Cal King for my gigantic husband

C. Chore that you hate: Scrubbing the tub/shower. I hate leaning in and getting my clothes all wet and aghh. I’m getting angryfists just thinking about it.

D. Dogs: I wish I wasn’t not-so-secretly grossed out by the hair/slobber/smells. They’re cute though!

E. Essential start to your day: Washing my face.

F. Favorite color: minty, seafoamy greenish. You know what I mean.

G. Gold or Silver: Ack, I love both! I’d probably say gold though.

H. Height: 5’6″

I. Instruments you play: ze violin. I’ve played since I was 10. NERD ALERT.

J. Job title: Mama/wife/slave

K. Kids: Madeline Jo & Jack Ryan. Call me crazy, but I’m considering a third. I KNOW, NO.

L. Live: Central California (which is a fancier way of saying Fresno.)

M. Mother’s name: Marle

N. Nicknames: My family calls me Sissy and Morgie… still. Justin calls me Moge. Friends call me Mo, Morg, Mom, Shmo and Shmorgishmorg.

O. Overnight hospital stays: Oh hmm. Once for a concussion when I was 4 (I’m pretty sure), for a UTI when I was 21 (don’t ask, it was bad), and twice for the births.

P. Pet peeves: When people buy all the Missoni throw blankets from Target and don’t leave one for me. Yes, I’m still mad.

Q. Quote from a movie: “Big Gulps, huh?… Well, see ya later!” -Dumb and Dumber (I have refined tastes in cinematic entertainment, obv)

R. Right or left handed: Righty.

S. Siblings: 1 younger brother, Daniel.

U. Underwear: I usually get it at Target because they’re cheap, cute and make my butt look good.

V. Vegetable you hate: Broccoli and raw red onions. Cooked is fine, but raw is gaggy.

W. What makes you run late: Having to get other little people ready as well as myself.

X. X-Rays you’ve had: Teeth and foot. Last summer our iron dropped from the top shelf of the closet onto the top of my foot… POINTY PART WENT INTO TOP OF FOOT. It hurt like a mother and I may or may not have crawled around the apartment to finish getting ready that morning.

Y. Yummy food that you make: Kale chips. I know that sounds disgusting and stfu vegan hippie girl, but really, they’re awesome.

Z. Zoo animal: Like: Giraffes. Dislike: Lions that pee on me.