So, apparently you guys enjoy stories about baby turds.

I was up 500 visits more than normal in one day thanks to my last post. You guys are sick. (And my kind of people!)

Some of your comments were absolutely hilarious though, I have to say.

I used to have a poop scoop handy in the bathroom. The worst is when it breaks apart into a million pieces of medium sized poop chunks. Too big to go down the drain, but too small to easily scoop. Fun times. Ugh. — Kourtni

Now Malachi on the other hand? He was our champion tub pooper and TJ never ever cleans it b/c he’ll throw up. Even if I’m away when it happens…I come home, the tub is drained and there are MUSHY turds awaiting me. He’s the best. — jimaiemarie

I still remember taking a bath with my little sister and seeing some turds float by the legos. It was mega gross. — At Least I’m Skinny

I DIED. Go back and read through the rest of those comments… I promise you’ll laugh. And probably gag a little.

Madeline Bathtub Update:

She did it again tonight. Another army for Mama to fish out. I will surely die if this becomes a regular thing.

Punk.